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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P 

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I am suffering from acute love deficiency .

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

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Winter is useless for singles :P



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Four pegs at night will make me stringer :P

 

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Sometimes it's okay to be not okay

 

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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

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We have a history together ……and English and French also :P

 

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

 

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Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.
 

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored. 

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I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

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  I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

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 Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

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The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.

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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.

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I Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile, Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.

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 If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.

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 Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."

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Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.

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 I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"

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 I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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 Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

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 Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.

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Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."

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F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!

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I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!

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 You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!

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 I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.

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 I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.

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138 comments:

  1. IF you don't like me
    Get a map ;)
    Drive to hell :)
    Have a nice journey :D

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  2. stay hungry.... stay foolish....

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  3. Suuupppeeeebbbb (h)

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  4. crazy people doesn't know they are crazy, I knw I m nt crazy thereforr i m nt crazy..isn't that crazy.. :D

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  5. There is dumbass between Y & I on ur keyboard....jst look. :)

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  8. :-) thats smart! It actaully made me laugh for once.

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  9. Good one.loved them all (h)

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  10. If sum1 says except da unexpect 1[-( just give dem a big b-( slap nd ask dem to except diz :-)

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  11. i m doing nothing but i m busy !!!!

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  12. Don't disturb me I'm busy doing nothing

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  13. What's UP?

    Ans- Uttar Pradesh

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  14. words are the only weightless thing who make you feel hevy ,,,,,,,

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  15. words are the only weightless thing who make you feel hevy ,,,,,,,

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  16. Vipin rohilla7 May 2014 at 20:33

    Roj roj naya di£ kaha se £au me todne wa£o ne to tama$ha bna rkha h

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  17. I Lɪᴋᴇ Yᴏᴜʀ Mᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ. Jᴜsᴛ Kɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ. Iᴛ Lᴏᴏᴋs Lɪᴋᴇ Yᴏᴜ Gᴏᴛ Gᴀɴɢʙᴀɴɢᴇᴅ Bʏ Cʀᴀʏᴏʟᴀ.

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  19. itx jxt good ....buh shld add sm new orignlx ;((

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  20. Wow! Loved all of them

    Love u toooooooo........

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  21. Nonsense, whoever says its bad.

    It is such a wonderful post k

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  22. Y r u sad ruse

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  23. .???????????????????

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  24. Hiii guys my name is sunita can I join ur frnds group??????????

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  25. (k) ♥♥♥

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  26. Block karde mainu,, nai taan pyar hojavega tainu. .

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  28. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

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  29. saare k saare status purane
    sabne ek dusre ki site se copy kar k rakha h
    cheatercocks kahin k............................

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  30. awesome status but some are old :>)

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  31. Take my advice. .I dont use it

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  32. No am not virgin ;( , my life f**ks me everyday.. :p

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  34. In relationship with freedom...

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  35. In relationship with freedom...

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  36. जुबां का वज़न बहुत कम होता है लेकिन,
    बहुत कम लोग इसे संभाल पाते हैं...

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  37. JO MAI BOLTA HU WO KARTA HU OR JO NHI BOLTA WO DELETE KAR DETA HU
    LOL LOL LOL LOL

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  38. Very cool status

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  39. when i was just being nice to her,,,,she think i was flerting..;-?

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  40. :) great status

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  41. awesomeeeee................
    omg........................................................

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  42. some are old status

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  44. sme are old status bt that s bettr.. cuz old s GOLD...

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  45. hey guys....iam alone...plss add me in ur whatsapp best group....08302377993

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  46. Apni chalti hai.. Duniya ki jalti hai..

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  47. If one day you realize I havent talked to you in a while, its not that I dont care, its because you pushed me away and left me there.

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  48. Super se uper h .... mast .... hai.....
    Vaise meee.... AISHWARYA......

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  49. open Book not leg (h)

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  50. add me 9023990760

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  51. I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola. :p

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  52. Kuch toh naya lag aao sb purane pls update this .....

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