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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P 

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I am suffering from acute love deficiency .

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

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Winter is useless for singles :P



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Four pegs at night will make me stringer :P

 

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Sometimes it's okay to be not okay

 

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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

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We have a history together ……and English and French also :P

 

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

 

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Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie, I suddenly forget every movie ever made.
 

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored. 

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I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

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  I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

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 Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

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The One Who Laughs Last Is The Slowest. The One Who Laughs First Has The Dirtiest Mind.

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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.

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I Keep Seeing All These Summer Bucket Lists With All This Exciting Stuff. Meanwhile, Mine Is Just Like, Find A Shortcut To The Fridge.

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 If My Mom Can't Find It, Nobody Can Find It.

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 Best Gamer Pick Up Line: "You Turn My Software Into Hardware."

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Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.

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 I Saw A Sign That Almost Made Me Piss Myself. It Said, "Bathrooms Closed!"

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 I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

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 Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

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 Once Upon A Time I Smashed My Face Into My Keyboard And Accidentally Wrote The 5th Twilight Book.

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Imagine Having A Teacher Named Alejandro, And Whenever He Calls On You, Just Be Like, "Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro."

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F.E.A.R = Face Everything And Recover Or Forget Everything And Run!

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I'm A Type Of Person Who Laughs At A Joke 3 Times. 1st When It's Told, 2nd When It's Explained To Me, And 3rd When I Finally Get It!

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 You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!

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 I Hate It When I Have So Many Tabs Open, And One Of Them Starts Playing A Talking Ad That I Can't Find It.

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 I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola.

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130 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 5, 2014 at 10:51 AM

    (f)

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  2. aakhriti dhandariaMarch 5, 2014 at 1:25 PM

    (K)

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  3. AnonymousMarch 5, 2014 at 9:57 PM

    IF you don't like me
    Get a map ;)
    Drive to hell :)
    Have a nice journey :D

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    1. AnonymousApril 28, 2014 at 4:12 PM

      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-B3kxivWAxrY/UYMb4Cd9KOI/AAAAAAAAIS8/z9MisRjupiY/s000/8.gif

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  4. AnonymousMarch 8, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Mst

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  5. UnknownMarch 12, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    i loved it

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  6. AnonymousMarch 14, 2014 at 11:07 AM

    stay hungry.... stay foolish....

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  7. UnknownMarch 14, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    BEST.....

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  8. SeemaSonawaneMarch 15, 2014 at 12:01 AM

    (o)

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  9. UnknownMarch 16, 2014 at 10:18 PM

    8

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  10. AbiMarch 20, 2014 at 11:23 AM

    Suuupppeeeebbbb (h)

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  11. UnknownMarch 23, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    <3

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  12. AnonymousMarch 23, 2014 at 10:26 PM

    H;(

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  13. AnonymousMarch 25, 2014 at 1:49 AM

    (c)

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  14. AnonymousMarch 25, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    :d

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  15. AnonymousMarch 29, 2014 at 12:17 PM

    :>)

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  16. kaelMarch 29, 2014 at 12:21 PM

    crazy people doesn't know they are crazy, I knw I m nt crazy thereforr i m nt crazy..isn't that crazy.. :D

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  17. AnonymousMarch 30, 2014 at 6:20 PM

    =))

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  18. AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 1:09 AM

    There is dumbass between Y & I on ur keyboard....jst look. :)

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  19. AnonymousApril 2, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    B-(

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  20. UnknownApril 4, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    Hi

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  21. UnknownApril 5, 2014 at 2:19 PM

    x-)

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  22. UnknownApril 9, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    :d

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  23. UnknownApril 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  24. UnknownApril 9, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    (h)

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  25. UnknownApril 9, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    (C) ( h ) :d 8-)

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  26. UnknownApril 11, 2014 at 12:33 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  27. UnknownApril 14, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    x-)

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  28. AnonymousApril 20, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    :-s

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  29. AnonymousApril 21, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    =p~

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  30. UnknownApril 23, 2014 at 4:36 AM

    Great

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  31. AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 9:25 PM

    :-b

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  32. AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 9:26 PM

    =))

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  33. AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 9:28 PM

    =))

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  34. AnonymousApril 24, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    Hahaha...nyc

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  35. AnonymousApril 25, 2014 at 2:55 PM

    :>)

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  36. AnonymousApril 25, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    :-) thats smart! It actaully made me laugh for once.

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  37. AnonymousApril 25, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    Good one.loved them all (h)

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  38. AnonymousApril 27, 2014 at 10:42 AM

    =))

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  39. AnonymousApril 27, 2014 at 2:56 PM

    nice

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  40. UnknownApril 27, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    Its gud

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  41. UnknownApril 28, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    nice

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  42. saiApril 28, 2014 at 11:49 PM

    :-) :p

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  43. saiApril 28, 2014 at 11:54 PM

    If sum1 says except da unexpect 1[-( just give dem a big b-( slap nd ask dem to except diz :-)

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  44. AnonymousApril 30, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    suprb

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  45. UnknownApril 30, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    typing........

    8003030905

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  46. AnonymousMay 3, 2014 at 2:06 AM

    i m doing nothing but i m busy !!!!

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  47. AnonymousMay 3, 2014 at 11:38 PM

    Don't disturb me I'm busy doing nothing

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  48. AnonymousMay 4, 2014 at 8:00 AM

    ;)

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  49. AnonymousMay 6, 2014 at 7:03 AM

    What's UP?

    Ans- Uttar Pradesh

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  50. UnknownMay 6, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    words are the only weightless thing who make you feel hevy ,,,,,,,

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  51. UnknownMay 6, 2014 at 1:25 PM

    words are the only weightless thing who make you feel hevy ,,,,,,,

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  52. Vipin rohillaMay 7, 2014 at 8:33 PM

    Roj roj naya di£ kaha se £au me todne wa£o ne to tama$ha bna rkha h

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  53. UnknownMay 9, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    ;-(

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  54. UnknownMay 9, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    I Lɪᴋᴇ Yᴏᴜʀ Mᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ. Jᴜsᴛ Kɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ. Iᴛ Lᴏᴏᴋs Lɪᴋᴇ Yᴏᴜ Gᴏᴛ Gᴀɴɢʙᴀɴɢᴇᴅ Bʏ Cʀᴀʏᴏʟᴀ.

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  55. AARTI SHARMAMay 10, 2014 at 11:09 PM

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  56. AnonymousMay 12, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    Hehe..nice

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  57. AnonymousMay 13, 2014 at 7:55 AM

    :-t

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  58. UnknownMay 13, 2014 at 8:54 PM

    8286906131

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  59. AnonymousMay 15, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    s-) @-)

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  60. UnknownMay 16, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    (m)

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  61. UnknownMay 17, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    Check More Funny Status For Whatsapp

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  62. AnonymousMay 17, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    itx jxt good ....buh shld add sm new orignlx ;((

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  63. AnonymousMay 17, 2014 at 6:38 PM

    :-)

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  64. AnonymousMay 18, 2014 at 12:57 AM

    x-)

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  65. UnknownMay 18, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    Wow! Loved all of them

    Love u toooooooo........

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  66. UnknownMay 18, 2014 at 12:52 PM

    Nonsense, whoever says its bad.

    It is such a wonderful post k

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  67. AnonymousMay 18, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    :o

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  68. AnonymousMay 18, 2014 at 9:51 PM

    Gud.....

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  69. AnonymousMay 21, 2014 at 10:23 AM

    Y r u sad ruse

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  70. AnonymousMay 21, 2014 at 10:30 AM

    .???????????????????

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  71. AnonymousMay 21, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    Hiii guys my name is sunita can I join ur frnds group??????????

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  72. AnonymousMay 22, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    (o)

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  73. AnonymousMay 27, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    (o)

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  74. AnonymousMay 27, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    (k) ♥♥♥

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  75. UnknownMay 27, 2014 at 6:49 PM

    :d

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  76. Justin BieberMay 29, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    :d

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  77. AnonymousMay 30, 2014 at 2:26 PM

    Block karde mainu,, nai taan pyar hojavega tainu. .

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  78. UnknownMay 30, 2014 at 3:35 PM

    Nice (h)

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  79. UnknownMay 31, 2014 at 2:58 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  80. AnonymousMay 31, 2014 at 10:32 PM

    Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

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  81. AnonymousMay 31, 2014 at 11:33 PM

    (h)

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  82. AnonymousJune 1, 2014 at 12:20 AM

    cheer

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  83. RathishJune 1, 2014 at 11:49 AM

    Good (h)

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  84. hinaJune 1, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    saare k saare status purane
    sabne ek dusre ki site se copy kar k rakha h
    cheatercocks kahin k............................

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  85. AnonymousJune 1, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    awesome status but some are old :>)

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  86. UnknownJune 2, 2014 at 12:50 AM

    (c)

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  87. AnonymousJune 5, 2014 at 8:43 AM

    Take my advice. .I dont use it

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  88. AnonymousJune 9, 2014 at 1:04 AM

    No am not virgin ;( , my life f**ks me everyday.. :p

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  89. AnonymousJune 9, 2014 at 3:20 PM

    x-)

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  90. AnonymousJune 9, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    x-)

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  91. AnonymousJune 9, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    x-)

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  92. perfectmoneyJune 9, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  93. AnonymousJune 10, 2014 at 12:09 PM

    (h)

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  94. UnknownJune 11, 2014 at 3:11 PM

    acha hina ji

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  95. nadeemJune 11, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    In relationship with freedom...

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  96. nadeemJune 11, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    In relationship with freedom...

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  97. AnonymousJune 11, 2014 at 10:57 PM

    :)

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  98. AnonymousJune 12, 2014 at 1:01 AM


    जुबां का वज़न बहुत कम होता है लेकिन,
    बहुत कम लोग इसे संभाल पाते हैं...

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  99. AnonymousJune 12, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    Wht

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  100. AnonymousJune 13, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    X…¶

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  101. AnonymousJune 13, 2014 at 4:26 PM

    JO MAI BOLTA HU WO KARTA HU OR JO NHI BOLTA WO DELETE KAR DETA HU
    LOL LOL LOL LOL

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  102. AnonymousJune 13, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    :d :d :d

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  103. AnonymousJune 14, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    Very cool status

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  104. UnknownJune 14, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    when i was just being nice to her,,,,she think i was flerting..;-?

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  105. AnonymousJune 15, 2014 at 2:04 AM

    :) great status

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  106. AnonymousJune 15, 2014 at 2:05 AM

    :)

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  107. AnonymousJune 16, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    awesomeeeee................
    omg........................................................

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  108. AnonymousJune 17, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    nic...status

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  109. UnknownJune 18, 2014 at 8:31 PM

    :)....MST

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  110. AnonymousJune 18, 2014 at 11:29 PM

    some are old status

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  111. AnonymousJune 21, 2014 at 11:07 AM

    fantastic

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  112. Zainab TravadiJune 23, 2014 at 2:06 PM

    9ce 1( h)

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  113. AnonymousJune 23, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    nice

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  114. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 11:07 AM

    :d

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  115. AnonymousJune 26, 2014 at 10:18 AM

    cheer

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  116. AksJune 26, 2014 at 10:20 AM

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  117. AksJune 26, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    funny .. :D cheer (h)

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  118. AnonymousJune 26, 2014 at 6:45 PM

    sme are old status bt that s bettr.. cuz old s GOLD...

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  119. UnknownJune 28, 2014 at 11:13 PM

    hey guys....iam alone...plss add me in ur whatsapp best group....08302377993

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  120. AryaJune 29, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    Nice..

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  121. AnonymousJune 29, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Apni chalti hai.. Duniya ki jalti hai..

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  122. AnonymousJuly 3, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    ;((

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  123. AnonymousJuly 4, 2014 at 10:12 PM

    Super se uper h .... mast .... hai.....
    Vaise meee.... AISHWARYA......

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  124. AnonymousJuly 5, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    open Book not leg (h)

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  125. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    add me 9023990760

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  126. AnonymousJuly 9, 2014 at 5:35 AM

    I Like Your Makeup. Just Kidding. It Looks Like You Got Gangbanged By Crayola. :p

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  127. AnonymousJuly 10, 2014 at 12:03 PM

    Lol =)) (h)

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  128. AnonymousJuly 11, 2014 at 12:55 PM

    Kuch toh naya lag aao sb purane pls update this .....

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  129. AnonymousJuly 22, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    cheer

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